Five things that make me really weird...

1. 1. I have a yellow front tooth. I have had it since I was in 7th grade. I broke it on the back of a chair in 7th period science class after I had been pretending to have no arms and bent over laughing. I have had a root canal done on the tooth and had it treated with a whitening treatment a couple of times but it's no use. It remains yellow. If I had 900 extra dollars I would get it fixed but since it's mostly cosmetic I don't worry too much about it.
   
   2. I drink pickle juice. I don't know why, I love pickles and I guess that transitions over to drinking the juice. I heard some people talking on the radio the other day about a show where they saw people who like to eat dirt and chalk and kitty litter, at least I don't do that.
   
   3. Sometimes when I get on or off an elevator and I'm by myself, I pretend that I am magic and can make the doors open or close with my powers. OK I have only done this once or twice but it is kind of fun to pretend you have super powers.
   
   4. I love to exercise and I absolutely hate to exercise. The effort it takes to get the kids out the door and go to the gym is such a pain, it can be very un-motivating. Once I’m at the gym and actually working out I’m glad I’m there.
   
   5. I have a good solid work ethic and know the value of a hard day’s work but a lot of times I just want to be lazy. I wish I could just sit around in my messy house and watch TV and not have it bother me. I wish I could ignore all the laundry and dishes and toys and sit and read a book. I know people who are perfectly content with things being clean enough; nothing is more stressful to me. Even when we go to bed at night I have to have the blankets exactly straight or I can’t sleep. Maybe I am a little OCD…